Gonzo's are SAFE!

So when I told the kids to get in the picture they all smiled...I said, "Don't smile, we are sending this picture to Goodyear Tires!"

So last Saturday Leo scored a couple of nights at his sister's condo in St. George last minute...like the night before he finalized the plans. (I had been looking to go with Rachie and the mini-twinnies if she had come out..this part will come into play as the story unfolds). SO, we packed up the family in a hurry and headed down to St. George on Saturday. Our BFF's were also down there staying at the same condos and Leo rushed us all out the door because him and Dan had a tee time at 4ish.

The Tire

After we stopped in Mapleton to grab the Twins we headed on the road in our new car...this was our first trip in it and we were excited to see how the Suburban would hold up. We were on a bit of a time crunch...Leo's tee time....Costco is only open until 6pm there ..checkin time at the condo....and just because we didn't want to be in the car any longer than we had to with 2 little stinkers. We were making pretty good time when all of a sudden we heard a BOOM...the car started shaking and I thought we were seriously going to die. I could feel the adrenaline in my legs and they literally froze. Leo and I both knew that the tire had blown and I was prepping for the car to roll over down the cliff that was on my side.

Thank goodness for a husband who knew what he was doing...he always talks about going "Colombian Style" with his driving skills and is usually a crazy driver, but he was going the speed limit the whole trip (cruise control) and knew what to do.

SIDENOTE:

All I kept thinking was if it were me driving, I probably would've slammed on the brakes and we for sure would've rolled. And then I got to thinking later that night that IF Rachie HAD come down with the mini-twinnies and we had gone to St.George with the kiddies by ourselves, none of us would be here right now.

Leo pulled over to the side of the road and we could not believe the damage. Not only was the tire mutilated, the side of our car was damaged as well. (I am still having issues with my new car being damaged)We had no clue where the jack was or how to use it on this car. So, the kids all got out, sat on a blanket and Leo tried to figure it out. LUCKILY a nice guy pulled over at the bottom of the cliff and hiked up the hill to help us. Leo was having a hard time opening the jack screw and kept blaming it on his bad wrist (note: Snowmobiling Post in February)...the guy was able to open it on the first try....it was cute, we actually had something to laugh about.

So what was supposed to be a QUICK, CHEAP trip turned out to cost us more than we were planning on. But what matters most is that the Gonzo's are SAFE!

We had a great time in St. George and NO Leo didn't make his tee time, and YES I did make it to Costco with 5 minutes to spare...I hate feeling rushed in that store!

Steph, Mason, Spiderman & Liz


Mikey in timeout...yes we still put our tweens in timeout!

Mason on his "wee"

Brandon on the monkey bars

Mikey in timeout AGAIN...we love our Mikey even when he is a stinker!

Easter with the Gonzo's

So WE (Leo & I) had an agreement this year....he would: Go to 3 Jazz games in 1 week, Give my seat away to his BFF's for all 3 games, Be out late after the games, Pull money from the "Budget" to eat out for each game, And then go out to breakfast with his BFF's after the games

IF

He would spend ALL day with us on Saturday doing whatever we wanted to do (including coloring eggs)....ALL with a smile on his face and without rolling his eyes. Who do you think made good on their agreement? Why yes, you are correct....Amber did....well, I really didn't have anything on my end to agree...I was just trying to be a nice wife and let him have some fun.

Leo tried hard to follow through on his end, but only made it about 15 minutes (in the car) without rolling his eyes and mumbling some unspoken words in Spanish under his breath (he couldn't find a parking spot at Gardner Village) AND he still got to cash in his winnings.

The Plan: So we (the kids and I) wanted to go to Gardner Village's petting farm. But, it happened to be closed...on a Saturday? So, instead we went to the YUMMY Bakery and scarffed down some cinammon rolls. Then we ate lunch at The Pie...yes, we had dessert first...we always do, that is how we keep our cute figures! It was warm enough at The Pie to eat outside and the boys had a blast running around by the huge water fountain.

After that we went home to color Easter eggs. This would be the 1st year Leo has officiated/participated with this annual task with the kiddies. That is mainly why I am blogging this event...so I can document the exact year that he finally came around. He really did a great job with the kids

EASTER MORNING:

We have church at 9am, and it is already hard for us to get 6 kids plus ourselves ready and be there to get a seat by 9am. With that said, the Easter Bunny called Mommy to tell her that he would be stopping by while we were at church.

I came home just a little bit before noon to set up the Easter Egg Hunt on the front lawn and set the kids baskets out.

Brandon was tearing himself from his carseat as Leo pulled into the driveway after church. He saw that the Easter Bunny came and "popped around" (the term he likes to use) and left some chalk and bubbles for Brandon & Mason.

Brandon also asked me a great question....is the Easter Bunny a Boy or a Girl? Hmmm....I told him to go ask the Twins because I wasn't sure. They told him that the Easter Bunny was definitely a boy. I've always thought that, but I bought a cute lifesize Bunny figure for the porch, and it is a Girl...so I was a little confused.

Anyway, we had a great Easter again this year and enjoyed having all 6 of our kids with us to celebrate this fun Holiday!

Oh yeah, after much discussion with the kids, Leo FINALLY agreed to let us get a bunny!


Rosie the Rabbit

Babysitter?

Quick question? Why do all husbands/fathers think that when they are watching their own kids it is considered "babysitting"? If that is the case, then I am a full-time Nanny and should be paid accordingly.

So, the other night I asked Leo to watch Mason while I finished up some on the computer. He said, "Sure, no problem I'll babysit for you."

I should've know that that was way too easy....after all, he was watching his Spanish Soap Opera and it was at the climax of the storyline that night. So, there is Leo, remote in hand eating his chips and salsa not paying attention to a thing besides watching Julio and Maria that-are-in-love-but-have-to-marry-other-people-or-the-druglords-will-kill-them-both when I finish up my work and go upstairs to find Leo almost in tears as the couple is kissing on TV. I asked him where Mason was and his eyes got huge, like that "Oh crap" moment when you knew you were supposed to be doing something and forgot. I go to Mason's favorite spot, which is my bathroom and there he is covered in mascara! I have to admit, it was kind of cute...he's been watching Mommy put on makeup and managed to get the majority of it around his eyes.

BUT... my point being...why do they always think of themselves as babysitters and not Dad's?

Happy V-Day L-E-O

The LoveBirds

As always, I'm a little late...BUT this time with good reason. I wanted to give my Leo a shout out with this post...he deserves at least that right?

So...here is the lowdown on our crazy V-Day WEEK!

Last week Leo planned a snowmobiling trip with some friends in the neighborhood as a early Valentines gift. Have you ever had those kind of gifts? The ones that your husband gives you but it is clearly for him? Well, Leo loves to give gifts like that...ask me later what I got for my B-day...let's just say it was all from Victoria's Secret.

Anyway...we went snowmobiling all day last Saturday...it was a lot of fun. I think Leo would have had a lot funner without me there...he was driving the both of us and was always telling me when to lean to the side...I was off by a few seconds everytime because I was enjoying the view on top of the mountains. We only tipped over once and Leo has the sprained wrist to prove it...he thinks it's broken, but I told him to slap a wrist brace on and tough it up..give it a couple of weeks and you'll be fine. (I really just said that because our insurance sucks and it would probably cost $1000 just to go to the doctor).

So, after all day snowmobiling and the guys talking about their "favorite" subject both up and back in the car, we headed to our friends house to hot tub. After that we got ready and went to dinner and the movie Fool's Gold. If you haven't seen it, it is well worth the $7...not because it had a good storyline, but because Matthew Mc? is shirtless almost the whole movie. And I LOVE the chemistry between him and Kate Hudson. I was expecting more out of the movie and was hoping it would be as good as "How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days"...but it didn't even come close. Oh well, it is still worth seeing.

So that was LAST weekend....fast forward now to last night....VALENTINE'S DAY.

Part of my gift to Leo was painting our room and decorating it different...here is a pic of the wall...I LOVE the color...I want to paint my kitchen this as well.

The color is called "Burlap"

We went to dinner with BFF's #1 & #2 to Carvers...it was super good and fun. We love hanging out with the Summerhays' and Bushs'....we love them all so much. They are all from our last ward and they have always been friends we can count on no matter what. That is why we have rated them as #1 & #2 although we are probably #24 & #25 on their list!

Jaime & Danny

Lorraine & Joe

After din-din we headed over to the movies and watched "Step-it-Up 2"....just kidding...that was for you Jaime! We saw "Jumper" which was pretty good...another movie with some eye-candy...especially needed on Valentines Day!

Afterwards we came home for a little R & R....and that was it!

Cute Little Bumma Leaves for Russia

Elder CLB & Elder Gonzo

Beezer giving his Cunado one last hug

"Cheez....it's my birthday today and no one seems to care because Erik is leaving...."

Beezer pulling one of the suitcases...note his jacket...more to come on that!

So, as my previous post mentioned, we dropped Erik off at the MTC/chapel on January 16th...it was a really fun experience to have with him. Brandon wanted to go see his Cunado off, so we told him to get dressed and ready. As we were leaving, I told him to grab his coat...well Tia Sandra had just given him a decked out Harley Davidson leather jacket (with tassels on the sleeves) the night before...the picture above doesn't do it justice. The back of the jacket has the huge Harley emblem and name all over the place. So, Brandon comes out of his room with his new jacket on, I told him he couldn't wear that to the MTC, it wasn't appropriate. But, he REALLY REALLY wanted to wear it. Needless to say, everyone who he walked passed at the chapel cracked up at the sight of this little 4 year old with this bold jacket on. It was pretty funny!

Barb and Erik came over to our house before we left so Erik could say goodbye to the kiddies...as mentioned before, it was Mason's birthday and we wanted some pics of the 2 of them together. They said their goodbyes and we headed on down to Provo...we told Erik we would take him out to lunch anywhere he wanted to go...so he chose Wendy's for his "last supper/lunch"....he ordered chicken nuggets and a WATER...now was his chance to splurge and have something good and that was what he chose?

Then we headed off to the chapel...it was a madhouse to say the least. Brandon helped Erik take his luggage in and we waited in the Chapel for Erik and Leo. The devotional was good, Tio Leo was emotional as usual and instead of consolling the Missionary, Erik was consolling Leo and holding and rubbing his back. It was cute...they really love each other a lot...Erik is Leo's white little brother he never had.

After the service, we headed our way and Erik walked out the other way. It was pretty quick, only about 30 minutes and the Gonzo's and Barb were on our way back home.

We love our Cute Little Bumma Erik and hope he is safe and has a really good time in Russia!

Mason Turns 2 & Erik leaves for 2!

Mason at Leatherby's

We LOVE those Lippies!
So...Mason turned 2 on January 16th. We celebrated with Barbie and Little Bumma coming over at about 10ish before the BIG departure to the MTC. Leo and I were fortunate enough to be able to go with Barbie to deliver our Little Bumma off to Provo and then off to Russia for 2 years. Mason's b-day was kind of forgotten....in a good way. (The next post will be dedicated to the departure of CLB)

We waited until the weekend so the Twins could be with us to celebrate. We ate Mason's favorite din-din which is pancakes and juice and then headed off to good old Leatherby's. For those of you who do/don't know about Leatherby's there are only 2 left here in the city. One is located in Taylorsville...and the other is located in Midvale....Little Tijuana as we like to call it. We chose to go to the Taylorsville location because believe it or not at the Midvale location they serve tacos with your ice cream...if you want. And even though 90% of the Gonzo's have some Hispanic blood in them, we aren't that Hispanic...and actually I'm not even the least bit Hispanic. So...we chose to go to the original Leatherby's. The employees there sang to Mason and he was full of laughs.

I can't even begin to express how much I love this little guy. He is my sweetheart and the love of my life. He loves "hee-hees" (horses) "a-hai" (Backyardigans) and "Joosh" (juice)...but most of all he loves his "Haylay" (Haili). He could have just woken up from a nap and the first thing he asks for is HAYLAY...if he gets hurt, it's HAYLAY...and when he wants to cuddle, it's HAYLAY.
It is so sweet how much he loves her.

Besides being a sweet little boy, Mason has a mean, high-pitched scream that can break anyones eardrums...he also can throw cars at the walls and hit his family better than his big brother Brandon.

Over all...we love everything about him and are so happy to have this little guy in our family.

Happy Birthday Mason!

Gonzo Update!

WOW...I am SOOO glad the Holidays are over. I haven't posted anything in 2 flipping months! So, for my sake, I am going to add a little run down of what the Gonzo's have been up to:

1. Kicked out of our Dinner Group...this weighs heaviest on my mind
2. Invited into a "couples" Bunko group
3. I've have been sicker than a dog for the past 2 weeks
4. Haili finally gets her spacer out...no more "sh" or "ch" sounds
5. Michael is doing awesome in Basketball
6. Mason will be 2 years old in a couple of days
7. Leo gave me a coupon book for Christmas...that was my favorite gift by far!
8. Leo's company is doing good..he gave me a job proposal...I'm thinking it over
9. We had the Tuna's over for 2 weeks...always fun times
10. Steph and Liz are getting contacts this weekend
11. I'm working from home 2 out of my 3 days now...yeah!
12. We finally got our much needed Suburban...minivan anyone?
13. The Biggest Loser is back on and Leo and I are having our own competition
14. The house is a mess
15. I'm getting REALLY good at Guitar Hero

There, that should hold me over for another couple of months.

Random Gonzo Pics

Liz, Tony (Liz's "boyfriend") & Steph at their Halloween Choir performance.

Steph, Karina & Liz ready for the Halloween Dance.

The American Biker Chic "Candy" with Her Hispanic Boyfriend/Biker "Rafael Jose Montoya" ready to compete at the Patterson's Annual Halloween Party for 1st Place...we took a tie for 2nd...with honorable mentions

A Monkey dressed as "King Kong"...

My cute little Monsters...Brandon and Mason

The Alien and The Rock Star

Leo getting ready to watch our favorite show "The Biggest Loser" along with his 2 boxes of donuts and 44 ounce Diet Coke...go figure?

Survivor VS. Hannah Montana

All 25 Kids..almost

So...it was our little Haili Boosies 11th Birthday this past week and let me tell you what an exciting week she had: First of all she was able to have a party this year. She was making the list of friends to invite when Leo popped his head in and told her to invite the

WHOLE

soccer team (he coaches) so we had about 25 kids instead of 10. She was going to invite some of them, but not all 15!

Lulu with her "tree mail"

Then she tossed the idea around for awhile what kind of "theme" she wanted to have. After going back and forth and because our family LOVES Survivor, she decided on this as her theme. Once all the kids arrived we divided them into 3 tribes. We sent them to special "islands" in the house for them to converse with their team. Then Lulu would go to each tribe and give them clues for the challenges. It turned out SO cute!

The winning team showing their tongues

The first challenge was an eating contest. 3 members of each tribe had to eat an ice cream sundae with diced hotdogs, pickles and salsa to win.

"Where the heck is the dog treat you guys? I know we had it!"

The second challenge was a scavenger hunt around the neighborhood...don't we all love those? I made sure there were all kinds of weird, random items so the hunt would take up a lot of time since the party was 4 hours long...yes, 4 hours!

All 3 tribes arrived back within seconds of each other and when I was crossing off items from Tribe #1's list, one of their things mysteriously disappeared. So, I told them they didn't have everything.. They were all mad as heck and then realized that the item they were missing was a dog treat and off to the side of the group on the grass was Lulu smacking and licking her lips. It was hilarious...the dog was eating their stuff!

Balancing Challenge

The last challenge was a physical challenge balancing on their legs as a team. As you can only imagine a game with this many girls, there was bound to be some crying. So, insteading of hearing 25 girls cry, we manuevered a 3-way tie. So, we had some tie breaking questions. It was a blast!

Okay...so that was the party. Probably even MORE exciting for Haili was the present Tia Sandra gave her the day before...Hannah Montana tickets. Not just Hannah Montana tickets, but tickets in a suite, and not just any suite, the suite sitting right smack dab in front of the stage. So off Haili went to the concert with her cousin Paula. They had so much fun! It was really cute to see how excited they were as we were driving down to the Delta Center (I know it's named something else now, but I still think of it as the Delta Center). As Leo ran the girls in I sat in the car waiting and watching all the moms walking in with their cute little girls all decked out...it made me want to go see the concert myself. And as my kids know, I DO know every flippin Hannah Montana song by heart...not by choice but because Radio Disney is all that my kids allow me to listen to in the car. In fact, I hate to admit this, but I even listen to it when they aren't with me.

Paula & Haili at the concert

So, once again, Haili had a fabulous birthday. But not just any fabulous birthday, she had the best birthday in 11 years!

Happy Birthday Haili Boo...we love you so much and are so happy you are our Llama!

TAGGED!

Okay...this is for elder sister Laurel...I usually don't answer these type of things because I never know what to say. So, I'll fill it out, but I do have to add some comments to each.

4 Jobs That I've Had

Dan's Bakery..

I would purposely drop donuts so that me and my friends could eat them because they weren't "Customer Worthy" at that point.

Italian Courtyard Waitress...

Me and my BFF wanted the night off..and our chubby boss said we could ONLY if we brought him some dessert. So, Barb had just made some of her famous Pumpkin Bake, so we went home, grabbed a piece and had my dog lick it and drool on it. Then, we added Cool Whip on top. He said that was the best pumpkin pie he'd ever had. Did I mention we didn't like him? I'll tell you some day how we locked him in the big freezer for an hour.

4 Places That I Lived

Sandy, Utah

Downtown SLC

Back to Sandy, Utah

Settled in South Jordan, Utah

4 Favorite Foods

Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies

Licorice

Cheese Enchiladas

Cheesecake

(And I wonder how I can't seem to lose weight?)

4 Favorite Music Artists

U2

Matchbox 20

The Killers

But my absolute favorite is Bon Jovi...I'll always be a Stoner at heart

4 Places I'd Rather Be

Hawaii

Greece

Italy

Egypt

4 Favorite Movies/TV Shows

50 First Dates

Survivor

The Biggest Loser

The Office

4 Favorite Books

I couldn't even tell you..I never have time to read. At this point in my life out of the books I DO read, it would be:

Arthur & DW Get A New Baby Sister

Baby Animals

The Goblin's Did It

Fun At The Park

So, I will go ahead and "TAG" my long lost friends that I haven't seen forever:

Christy in Cali and Emily Osborne AND Barbie from Sandy!

Wonderful Weekend With...

The Kiddies!

The kids and I had a fun filled, movie-watching, witches-sightseeing, pizza-eating, soccer- playing, Settlers-playing, little-kids-peuking-and-cleaning-up-kind-of-weekend. It was the BEST!

Leo went out of town on a little Guys trip of his own to Vegas for the BYU game and some golfing....leaving me with a half a dozen kiddos to entertain by myself for 5 days. Steph and Liz got out of school on Wednesday and still wanted to spend their LOOONG weekend with us even though Dad would be gone...aren't they the best girls? I love them so much!

Gardner Village

Anyway...we started off the weekend festivities by going to Gardner Village for their annual Witches Fest. If you haven't gone...you really need to. Although I would suggest going on a weekday and early. Don't wait until a Friday when school gets out like we did...it was a MAD HOUSE with kids screaming at their mom's because they were sick of getting pictures taken by each of the 230 witches in the whole village. I was only able to snap a couple of pics because Mason wasn't cooperating...

Brandon and Haili

The whole family...minus Leo

We had a great time and stopped at the little bakery there and ate some fun Halloween treats.

Once we got home we watched "50 First Dates" (edited by me, ofcourse)...if you haven't seen this classic Adam Sandler/Drew Barrymore movie...you need to. It is hilarious and super sweet. Once we got the baby to bed we pulled out the good ol'e Settlers game...Leo is going to be so proud of his girls...all 3 of them learned how to play! I can tell we are going to have many long, long nights ahead playing this game with them (minus the Tuna's...sorry, but Leo has forbidden to ever play this game again with Ryan...Rachie is still welcome to play with us.)

Playing Settlers

The next day we started the day off with Brandon telling me his stomach hurt...I figured it was just a little ache...so, off to the gym I went and left the kids with the Twins. While I was gone for just an hour, Brandon managed to throw up throughout the entire upstairs and Steph and Liz came to the rescue...again. They were so sweet...they cleaned up the entire peuk and gave B a bath...what great sisters!

Later that afternoon we headed off to Haili's soccer game minus Mason...Michael offered to sacrifice and stay with him since it was cold/raining. Oh...I forgot to mention, Michael has a girlfriend...Shatara. Apparently she asked him to "go out with her" on Friday. So I mentioned that Michael "sacrificed" to stay with Mason...and he did, because Shatara scored the tiebreaking goal against an undefeated team. I think she was assuming Michael was there watching her and was stepping up her game for him. ANYWAY...Haili got sick half way through the game and almost "T'd Up" (threw up).... that's what the kids refer to as these days. So, we left during half time, took Haili Booshie home and she rested for the rest of the night.

And then to wrap up the evening, me and the girls watched Pearl Harbor and cried our eyes out! It took us 4 hours to get through the entrie movie...we were having technical issues, but we learned the theme song by heart! After the movie we debated if it was right for Evelyn to move on so soon AND to move on so soon with her not-so-dead-lover's-best-friend. I totally think it was wrong of her...but that could be because I have a soft spot for Ben Affleck.

To sum things up I think we had an awesome weekend! I am so grateful for all my kids and I love each one of them so much!

Seattle or St. George?

OR

Leo and I planned a quick little getaway to Seattle a couple weeks back. We always skip our anniversary (8/31) because we are at Homestead with the whole fam damily. AND, his birthday is a week later...so, we decided to head up to Seattle. Ticket...check. Babysitter (Barbie)...check. Time off of work....check. Weather? The forecast showed 55 degrees for the weekend in Seattle! We re-thunk (sp?) our plans and decided to head down to St. George...the only thing in common St. George and Seattle have are that they both start with an "S".

We got a sweet little condo with 3 beautiful pools, a great view and warm, warm weather, no kids, no work and no cell phone (except for emergencies). We were in HEAVEN! We slept in until 10am, snacked a little and went to lunch each day. We rented every movie Red Box had available and stayed up late at night eating popcorn and playing Scrabble. We also made daily drive-bys past the courthouse since the infamous Warren Jeffs was on trial....I was hoping to catch a glimpse of him but never saw him or any Polygamist on trial, except for at Harmons...there were a ton of them there.

Anyway, this trip was by far better than any recent trip we have taken...even our trip to Puerto Rico..."Why" you ask? Well because, we have been to St. George a gazillion times, we have seen everything, and once again...we were alone with no kids. Each day Leo would say to me, "We are so dumb...who would go on a little trip and end up sleeping, watching movies and lounge around when there is so much to do outside?" My reply to him was, "Um...me...and any other sleep-deprived-parent- with-4-kids-at-home-and-no-time-to-themselves-kind-of-person." His reply was, "Oh yeah...your right...just don't tell anyone what we did all weekend." My reply, "Okay, I promise."

And there you have it...the story of our 8th anniversary/39th bday.

The Adventures of Homestead

The Whole Family

The Homestead tradition lives on.....Each year over Labor Day our family spends the weekend up in Midway at the Homestead. This has been a tradition for generations. Over the past few years this family tradition has turned more towards a golf extravaganza for the guys. Every year we (girls) get frustrated and vow to not let the same thing happen the next year....and every year after complaining and fighting with our husbands, they continue to golf!

Aside from the golf, we really do have a great time. We wake up early on Friday mornings, head over to Swiss Days for some of that yummy Swiss bread and make our way over to the Park City Outlets. It is a weekend of fun, games, food, fighting (sometimes between the guys) and no sleep with kids arguing, babies crying and Ryan farting. We squeeze all 14 of us into a 2 bedroom condo that is way overpriced and every year Barb finds something to complain about so that we get an extra discount on our room. This year the complaint was because the pools were closed down due to an outbreak of kids pooping and peeing in swimming pools across the state. Barb's complaint saved us an extra 20% per night...I wonder what she'll come up with next year?

The kids swim almost the entire time we are there (they did open the pool the next day, and yes, we still got the discount for the rest of the nights) and they love to go to the Gift Shop.

Each year whomever wins the week long golf tournament wins this awlful looking 4 foot golf trophy and they receive their name on the plaque....Leo has never won this and I know he has been dreaming about the day his name will appear on the plaque, but until then (it might be awhile) I'm going to give him an honorable mention for the drama he created when he lost his keys.

This is how the story goes: The first night we got there he misplaced his keys. He swore that he put them in his golf bag but had checked each pocket 20 times. Not only did he check and recheck, but Erik checked, Steph and Liz checked...basically everyone checked. We offered the kids a $5 reward to see who could find the keys...they searched the grass and all over the condo for 2 days. We even called the Sheriff who came and jimmied the car door so that we could check in the trunk. All of this was done in total frustration on my part...and we were going to have to bite the bullet and drive all the way home to get the spare and then drive all the way back up. I had asked Leo a couple of times if he was sure he checked the car and the golf bag....he basically bit my head off for even suggesting that he didn't look "hard enough" and asked if I was calling him "stupid" for not looking in all the zippers.

Well, 3 days into the quest of the lost keys, Barb and I took matters into our own hands. We searched the trunk (secretly, without Leo seeing us) and then went to search the golf bag. You can guess what was in the first pocket I put my hands in! I swore (not a swear word) but I said something like this "Tio Freaking Leo!" His keys were in the bag the whole time! I wrapped those babies up and gave him a little present that night (our anniversary also falls on Homestead weekend) even though I wanted to throw them at him. Needless to say he was thankful and nice and felt really, really bad for yelling at me for asking him if he double checked his golf bag.

So Leo, Congratulations...I know this wasn't the award or trophy you wanted to win this year...but you won the Craziest Gonzo Award!

Beezer (Wedgie and all)


Mason, Holland and B


Napolean & Pedro



Cute Gonzo Kids

Liz, Steph, Mikey & Haili Boo

Bye-Bye Summer!

Michael, David, Jason, Emma & Haili

Although I am one who LOVES summer...I am oh-so-glad it is over for a few reasons.

My Top 5 reasons why:

5 - No more hot days working in the yard
4 - No more sunburns (no one else in the family gets burnt but me)
3 - No more days at the pool showing off my stuff
2 - No more kids telling me they are bored
1 - SCHOOL STARTS

Don't get me wrong...I love to work in the yard, except my garden hasn't produced crap this year....that could be why, I didn't add any crap (manure) to my soil. I love to get tan, minus all the freckles and wrinkles and I LOVE to go to the pool with the kids. But I am so TIRED of the kids telling me that they are BORED. They could've had the funnest day of their lives..ie, gone to Lagoon, b-day party, Raging Waters, D'land... and then as soon as things calm down they ask, "What are we going to do tonight?" I for one am soooo glad that they start school tomorrow.

The twins are never a problem, they occupy their time between reading and tv, but Michael & Haili need a little bit more direction in this department, so to them especially, I say (or if I was their teacher I would say) "Welcome back to school!" I hope both of you have a great year in the 5th grade.

Michael - I hope you can meet more friends in your class...the odds are in your favor. 22 boys and 6 girls, you better come home with a new friend every week of the school year!

Haili - Have fun this year and be the great example you are to your friends and brother that you are each year.

Steph - This is your last year before High School, have fun...be good and learn Espanol as if you were 100% Hispanic and not just a muggle. Have fun in choir and sing your heart out as if you were Gabrielle on HSM.

Liz - Enjoy Seminary and choir and Spanish and the cafeteria lunch that you so look forward to. Respect your teachers! If not, you know Dad will race down there and have a meeting with your teachers....how embarrasing because you know he will!

Beezer - Be nice to Miss Marla and learn lots of new songs that you can teach Macey when you get home. Please don't pee your pants more than once this year... your friends will totally make fun of you if you wear your pullups to class.

Mason - It's just you and me...we'll go to the park everyday as long as we're home in time to watch General Hospital (my guilty pleasure).

Good Luck little bummas! We love you and know you will do your best!

Mason Alexander - Gonzo of The Week

It's Mason's turn to be in the spotlight this week. As I sit here typing this and thinking what to say, my heart just goes crazy because I love this little baby SO much! Mason is the last of our litter (Barb will like that term) and is the most loving little boy. He was a surprise to Leo and I...we (mainly me) knew we wanted one more baby but because of the difficulties we had in having Brandon we thought we would have to do IVF again. So, we planned on doing that in August 05' and SURPRISE in April 05' we found out we were pregnant! It was a really hard time for me to be pregnant (when is it a good time?)...we had just sold our house in Sandy and we couldn't find a house that we really, really liked. So, we moved into Leo's Mom's basement for 6 weeks with all 5 kids in tow. I was sicker than a dog and we were staying in Leo's Grandma's room which was adorned by Virgin Mary statues every where you looked. When I woke up in the morning, there the statues were staring at me...I almost felt like I needed to do that little cross thing that Catholics do over their forehead and chest each morning. (totally off the subject, I know)..Anyway, we survived and soon found our house.

We found out in August that we were having another little boy ...Leo had his heart set on a little girl, but I just knew all along our little Mason was a boy. I had always dreamed of having 2 little boys, close in age, playing together and being best friends. Little did I know the fights and screaming that would go along with that! Even though Mason is younger, sweeter, happier and a good little baby, I think it is only a matter of time before he'll put Brandon in his place. He is becoming pretty tough...I guess he has to be with B as his older brother.

Back to the pregnancy.. I gained the usual 65 pounds and was fatter than a pregnant cow. I ended up delivering Mason on January 16, 2006 and having an emergency C-section. I have to admit it wasn't too bad, it landed me a whole week in the hospital to myself, it was like a little vacation. Not to mention 2 extra weeks off from work...and the bonus was that I got to pop all those great pain medication that whole week...(I could really get adicted to those if I let myself) and I think I got a little extra sympathy from Leo after he watched Dr. Smith cut open my guts and pull out our beautiful baby boy. Our little Mason was a sweet, sweet baby from the beginning.

Mason is 18 months old now and he loves to play with Brandon. He thinks that he can do anything Brandon can do and follows him around like a little puppy. His favorite song is "3 Little Ducks Went Out To Play" and he loves sneaking onto the trampoline to have some "alone time" and have the tramp to himself. This doesn't last more than a couple of seconds before we notice that he has rigged a bike up to the tramp and uses that to climb on up. He loves getting into everything, and loves to drag around anything that appears to be a blankie. (Not to long ago, he got into the dirty clothes and was cuddling with Leo's dirty G's...ewww) We always know when he is tired because he'll grab his blankie and binky out of his crib and cuddle up with it against his cheek.

Mason's ideal afternoon would be watching Backyardigans, having a bottle of Apple juice, and taking an evening drive with Beezer in his jeep. Out of all the kids, I think that Mason's favorite is Haili Boo. After all, that was his first word. He loves to cuddle with her and just be around her.



We are so happy to have our little Mason in our family. We LOVE you Mason!